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Married the Drama, Not the Man - Sarcastic T-Shirt
$27.00 USD
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I thought I was signing up for a life partner, but it turns out I'm the lead producer of a never-ending, high-stakes theatrical production. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is for the wife who realized her husband didn't just bring a suitcase into the marriage—he brought an entire traveling circus. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those who spend more time managing "man-flu" crises and remote-control-related meltdowns than they do actually relaxing. Soft, high-quality, and designed to look great even when you're standing in the middle of a self-inflicted domestic catastrophe.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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