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Meal Prep? I Chew Regret. - Sarcastic Hoodie | PureSarcasm
$54.00 USD
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For the culinary optimists who bought kale once and let it die in the drawer like ambition. This hoodie screams 'I intended to eat better' while microwaving regret nuggets at 2AM. Wear it while panic-Googling 'is expired hummus fatal?'
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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