Meetings Are My Villain Origin - Sarcastic Tumbler
I didn't choose the life of a mastermind; I was forced into it by a calendar full of "Quick Syncs" that definitely should have been emails. This PureSarcasm tumbler is for the employee who has sat through one too many ice-breakers and decided that the world—or at least the HR department—must pay. It is the ultimate funny vessel for anyone who spends their billable hours practicing their "evil genius" face while their camera is off. With double-wall vacuum insulation, it keeps your coffee hot enough to fuel a takeover and your iced tea cold enough to match your heart during a slide deck presentation.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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