Micromanage Me Harder, Daddy - Sarcastic Hoodie

Oh, you want to watch me type this email? You want to be CC'd on a thread about the office snacks? Please, tell me more about font sizes and the specific shade of blue I should use for this pie chart. This PureSarcasm premium hoodie is for the professional who has surrendered their autonomy to a manager with far too much time and a pathological need for "alignment." Crafted from an ultra-thick, 400GSM cotton-fleece—designed to provide a soft, psychological barrier while your boss hovers over your shoulder—this hoodie features a relaxed fit and a hood for those moments you're attending your fourth "check-in" of the morning.