Micromanaged Into Extra Uselessness - Sarcastic Tumbler

Congratulations! Your constant "just checking in" emails and unannounced screen-shares have successfully achieved the opposite of productivity. This PureSarcasm tumbler is for the employee whose initiative was killed by a thousand "quick suggestions" from a supervisor who can’t let go. It is the ultimate funny vessel for anyone who has decided that if they aren't trusted to do the job, they might as well do absolutely nothing at all. Featuring double-wall vacuum insulation to keep your drink ice-cold while you wait for your next set of redundant instructions, this tumbler is the only thing in your workspace that actually functions perfectly without being hovered over.