Micromanaged Into Mediocrity - Sarcastic Hoodie

I used to have original ideas, but then I had a manager who wanted to "tweak" every syllable until my work became a beige puddle of corporate safety. This PureSarcasm premium hoodie is for the high-achiever who finally gave up and started doing exactly what they were told—nothing more, nothing less. Crafted from a heavyweight, ultra-soft cotton-fleece—designed to be as sturdy and uninspiring as a standardized HR template—this hoodie features a "compliant" relaxed fit and a hood large enough to hide your eye rolls during the next "creative review." Whether you're submitting a project you no longer recognize or just coasting through a workflow that has been edited to death, wear this to let the world know: I didn't start out this average; I was carefully curated into it.