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Mommy’s Dead Inside Today sarcastic t-shirt - t black, front view

Mommy’s Dead Inside Today - Sarcastic Women's T-Shirt

$38.00 USD
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The soul has officially left the building, leaving behind a shell that only responds to the word "snack" and the sound of something breaking in the other room. This PureSarcasm women's t-shirt is the official uniform for the mom who has been "touched out," shouted at, and sleep-deprived into a state of spiritual vacuum. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those days when your internal "low battery" light has been flashing for seventy-two hours straight. Tailored for a flattering fit and made from fabric soft enough to remind you what joy feels like—even if you can't quite remember how to express it.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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