My Boss Inspires My Resignations - Sarcastic Sweatshirt

Some people have mentors; I have a walking, talking motivation to update my LinkedIn profile. This PureSarcasm heavyweight sweatshirt is a tribute to the leadership style that makes "burning it all down" feel like a viable career path. Crafted from a thick, premium cotton-poly fleece—engineered to keep you warm while you're being frozen out of important meetings—this sweatshirt features a relaxed fit perfect for drafting your "it's not me, it's you" departure email. Whether you're being micromanaged into a different zip code or "synergized" to death, wear this to let the world know: I'm not uninspired; I'm actually very motivated to be literally anywhere else.