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My Therapist Has Four Legs - Sarcastic Beanie | PureSarcasm
$30.00 USD
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Because talking to a human costs $200 an hour, but crying into my dog’s fur is free. Welcome to pet parenthood, where your emotional support system drools and judges zero percent less than your mother.
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Materials & Care
Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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