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May all your troubles last as long as your New Year’s resolutions! - Sarcastic Sweatshirts | PureSarcasm
$58.00 USD
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Because optimism deserves consequences.
This sweatshirt is for everyone who sets goals with confidence and abandons them by January 12th. If fake positivity makes your eye twitch, congratulations—this was made for you.
✓ Premium quality materials
✓ Comfortable everyday wear
✓ Bold statement piece
✓ Perfect gift for the brutally honest
Because some things just need to be said. Or worn.
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Made to order. Production: 1–4 business days. Free US shipping. Tracking included.
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Materials & Care
Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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