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Nope, That’s Above My Give sarcastic hat from PureSarcasm

Nope, That’s Above My Give - Sarcastic Mug

$29.00 USD
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I’ve checked my internal inventory of "caring," and I’m afraid we are currently experiencing a total stock-out. This PureSarcasm 11oz ceramic mug is the official desk accessory for the person who has reached their daily limit for extra tasks, unnecessary drama, and "urgent" requests that aren't actually urgent. It is the ultimate funny vessel for the employee who knows that their job description ends where your lack of planning begins. Microwave and dishwasher safe, this mug is designed to hold your favorite beverage while you calmly point toward the "Exit" sign of your emotional bandwidth. It’s not that I can’t help; it’s just that the budget for my "give" has been officially depleted.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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