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One Salad Fixed Nothing - Sarcastic T-Shirt

One Salad Fixed Nothing - Sarcastic T-Shirt

$27.00 USD
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You ate the leaves, you skipped the dressing, and you still don't have a six-pack. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is a tribute to the crushing realization that a single bowl of spinach cannot undo a lifetime of pizza-based decisions. It is the ultimate funny shirt for the person who tried to "eat clean" for lunch and was back to eating fries by dinner. Soft, classic, and significantly more fulfilling than a Caesar salad without croutons.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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