Optimism Was a Typo - Sarcastic Mug

I’d like to apologize for any hope I may have accidentally projected; it was a clerical error that has since been corrected. This PureSarcasm 11oz ceramic mug is for the person who treats "the glass is half full" as a data entry mistake that needs to be flagged by HR. It is the ultimate funny vessel for the professional who knows that "looking on the bright side" usually just results in a localized headache. Microwave and dishwasher safe, this mug is the perfect companion for anyone who prefers their reality served black, bitter, and without the spelling errors of a positive mindset. Pour your coffee and embrace the cold, hard truth: the only thing "up" around here is the price of caffeine.