Out of Bed, Against My Will - Sarcastic Mug

Gravity is stronger in the mornings, and yet, here I am—standing, vertical, and deeply resentful about it. This PureSarcasm 11oz ceramic mug is for the person whose morning routine begins with a formal protest against the sun. It is the ultimate funny vessel for the individual who didn't "rise and shine," but rather "loomed and groaned." Whether you were dragged out by your dog, your boss, or the crushing weight of capitalism, this mug is the only witness to your silent suffering. Microwave and dishwasher safe, because you clearly don't have the coordination or the willpower to handle anything more complex before noon.