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PureSarcasm sarcastic t-shirt - heather red, front view
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Parenting: Lowering the Bar Daily - Sarcastic T-Shirt | PureSarcasm

$28.00 USD
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Day 1: "No screens, only wooden toys and homemade puree." Day 365: "If the floor chicken doesn't have visible hair on it, it's fine." This PureSarcasm t-shirt is a tribute to the beautiful, downward trajectory of parental expectations. It is the ultimate funny shirt for anyone who started with a high-performance pedagogical plan and ended up considering "getting everyone to wear pants" a major win. Soft, stretchy, and highly forgiving—much like your current safety standards—it makes a perfect novelty gift for the parent who has officially swapped their "Best Parent" trophy for a "Survived Today" sticker.
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