Parenting: My Sleep Parole Ended - Sarcastic T-Shirt | PureSarcasm

You had a solid four hours of unsupervised rest, and then the "warden" started screaming for a bottle. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is for the parents who thought they had finally escaped the cycle of midnight wake-up calls, only to be dragged back into the trenches. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those whose eyes are permanently bloodshot and whose caffeine intake is now a medical concern. Soft, durable, and designed to look good even when covered in mysterious infant-related stains. A perfect novelty gift for the person who is officially back on "active duty" at 3:00 AM.