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Parenting: The Legal Form of Torture - Sarcastic T-Shirt
$35.00 USD
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Sleep deprivation, repetitive questioning, and psychological warfare—if it happened anywhere else, there'd be an investigation. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is for the parents who know that "gentle parenting" is often just code for "trying not to negotiate with a tiny terrorist who hasn't napped." It is the ultimate funny shirt for anyone who has been held hostage by a bedtime routine or subjected to the same 20-second cartoon theme song for four hours straight. Soft, durable, and significantly more comfortable than a Lego under your bare heel.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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