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Peak Uselessness Achieved - Sarcastic Socks in Crew Socks Black - Outside View | Sarcastic Sock | PureSarcasm

Peak Uselessness Achieved - Sarcastic Socks

$43.00 USD
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Congratulations, you’ve made it to the top of the mountain, and it turns out there’s absolutely nothing there. These PureSarcasm crew socks are a victory lap for the individual who has successfully shed the burden of being helpful, efficient, or even remotely motivated. Designed with a reinforced heel (because sitting on the couch is hard on the ankles) and a breathable knit that ensures your feet stay cool while your ambition remains frozen. Whether you’re ignoring a ringing phone or watching a "How-To" video without any intention of actually doing it, these socks are your gold medal in the sport of being a total decorative element.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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