Productivity? Cute Delusion. - Sarcastic Mug

Oh, you thought we were going to be "efficient" today? That’s adorable. This PureSarcasm 11oz ceramic mug is for the person who treats their to-do list like a collection of whimsical suggestions rather than a binding contract. It is the ultimate funny vessel for the professional who has realized that "getting things done" is an urban legend perpetuated by people who don't have access to a comfortable chair and a hot beverage. Microwave and dishwasher safe, this mug is the perfect companion for staring blankly at your monitor while your inbox reaches critical mass. It’s not a lack of focus; it’s a commitment to a slower, more "contemplative" lifestyle.