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Productivity? I Blinked Once. sarcastic t-shirt - black white, front view
  • Productivity? I Blinked Once. sarcastic t-shirt - black white, front view
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Productivity? I Blinked Once. - Sarcastic T-Shirt

Productivity? I Blinked Once. - Sarcastic T-Shirt

$38.00 USD
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For those who measure work achievement in broken spirits and unread emails. This T-Shirt is a middle finger to hustle culture, served up with a side of burnout. Perfect for anyone who barely survived another Monday.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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