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Sarcasm: Because Assault Is Illegal - Sarcastic Sweatshirts | PureSarcasm
$50.00 USD
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Your court-approved coping mechanism.
For those days when deep breathing isn’t enough and HR is watching. This sweatshirt says what your last nerve is thinking—so you don’t have to catch a charge over Chad’s "quick question."
Wear it to work, family dinners, or anywhere stupidity roams freely. Consider it emotional support fabric for the chronically unimpressed.
✓ Premium quality materials
✓ Comfortable everyday wear
✓ Bold statement piece
✓ Perfect gift for the brutally honest
Because some things just need to be said. Or worn.
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Materials & Care
Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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