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Slept 3 Hours, Dog’s Fault - Sarcastic Hoodie | PureSarcasm
$69.00 USD
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It's not insomnia. It's 2 a.m. paw taps, 3 a.m. puke alerts, and 4 a.m. existential dread—delivered by a 12-pound dictator in fur. Welcome to pet parenthood, where sleep is optional and sarcasm is survival.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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