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PureSarcasm sarcastic tank top - staple, front view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic tank top - staple, front view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic tank top - staple, back view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic tank top - staple, front view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic tank top - staple, back view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic tank top - staple, front view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic tank top - staple, back view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic tank top - staple, front view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic tank top - staple, back view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic tank top - staple, front view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic tank top - staple, back view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic tank top - staple, front view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic tank top - staple, back view
Small Talk? I’d Rather Die. - Sarcastic Tank Top | PureSarcasm

Small Talk? I’d Rather Die. - Sarcastic Tank Top | PureSarcasm

$31.00 USD
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Perfect for when someone thinks 'Hi, how are you?' is a safe question. This is for the introvert whose heart rate spikes when the waiter forgets their order. Honest, loud, and aggressively antisocial.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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