Still Employed, No Idea Why - Sarcastic Beanie

I haven’t updated my password in six months, I’ve forgotten how to use the printer, and I’m pretty sure my boss thinks my name is "Dave." Yet, here I am, still on the payroll. This PureSarcasm knit beanie is a salute to the masters of the "unintentional career." Crafted from a cozy, premium-knit blend that’s perfect for hiding the look of sheer bewilderment on your face during a budget meeting, this hat is for the person who is waiting for the "we’ve made a mistake" email that never comes. Whether you’re a professional ghost or just incredibly lucky, wear this beanie as a cozy celebration of your inexplicable job security. One size fits most; imposter syndrome included at no extra charge.