Still Married. No Refunds. - Sarcastic T-Shirt | PureSarcasm

The paperwork is filed, the cake is eaten, and the return window is closed for good. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is for the couples who know that a long-lasting marriage is built on love, patience, and the realization that neither of you has the energy for a legal battle. It is the ultimate funny shirt for husbands and wives who celebrate their milestones with a side of "you're stuck with me." Soft, high-quality, and designed to last as long as your vows, it makes a hilarious novelty gift for anniversaries, Valentine's Day, or just because you're both still here.