Talent Wasted Daily - Sarcastic Beanie

I have the potential to solve cold cases, compose a symphony, or at least explain the ending of Inception, but instead, I’m spent eight hours formatting a spreadsheet. This PureSarcasm knit beanie is for the person whose brilliance is currently being squandered on the "reply all" button. Crafted from a premium, soft-touch knit that’s far more sophisticated than your current job description, this hat is a wearable protest against the daily grind of mediocrity. Whether you’re a rocket scientist working in retail or a creative mastermind trapped in a cubicle, wear this beanie to let everyone know: I’m a high-performance engine being used to power a lawnmower.