Thanks For the Bare Minimum - Sarcastic Hoodie

Oh, look—you did the exact amount of work required to not get fired. Should we pause everything for a slow clap? This PureSarcasm premium hoodie is for the person who is done pretending that "meeting the basic requirements" is a revolutionary act. Crafted from a thick, industrial-grade cotton-fleece blend—built to endure much longer than your coworker's enthusiasm—this hoodie features a relaxed fit and a cozy front pocket for hiding your face while you read another "I did my job" status update. Whether you're dealing with a team that treats "showing up" as a promotion-worthy feat or you're just setting the bar appropriately low for yourself, wear this to let the world know: I see the effort, and it is exactly average.