Too Tired To Resign - Sarcastic Hat

I’ve reached a level of fatigue where the paperwork required to quit my job feels more daunting than actually staying and suffering. This PureSarcasm classic dad hat is for the professional who has "Resignation" on their to-do list, but keeps moving it to next Tuesday because they don't have the finger strength to type a formal letter. Crafted from a relaxed, "I’ve given up" cotton twill with an adjustable strap—because your brain is currently expanding with pure exhaustion—this hat is the perfect accessory for the person who is only still employed because they missed the deadline to leave. Wear it to your next "Monday Morning Kick-off" to let everyone know you’re not loyal; you’re just physically incapable of updating your resume right now.