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Used to Dream, Now I Snack - Sarcastic T-Shirt

Used to Dream, Now I Snack - Sarcastic T-Shirt

$35.00 USD
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I once had big plans for the future, but then I discovered the "Share Size" bag of chips and realized I didn't actually want to share my time with anything else. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is for the former overachiever who has officially traded "climbing the corporate ladder" for "reaching the bottom of the popcorn bowl." It is the ultimate funny shirt for anyone whose five-year plan has been replaced by a rotating menu of late-night cravings. Soft, comfortable, and featuring a relaxed fit that accommodates your new hobby perfectly.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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