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We Should Totally Reschedule Forever - Sarcastic Sweatshirt | PureSarcasm
$61.00 USD
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Nothing says adult friendship like 37 unread texts and mutual ghosting with love. This sweatshirt is for the emotionally overdrawn and calendar-averse—consider it your permanent auto-response.
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Made to order. Production: 1–4 business days. Free US shipping. Tracking included.
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Materials & Care
Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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