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WiFi's Faster Than My Will - Sarcastic T-Shirt | PureSarcasm
$35.00 USD
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The fiber-optic connection is moving at light speed, but I’ve been staring at the same open tab for three hours. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is the official uniform for everyone whose upload speed is elite but whose personal drive is currently stuck in a dial-up era. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those who have the tools to change the world but would rather just watch 4K videos of nothing. Soft, durable, and guaranteed to be the most active thing you wear all day.
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Materials & Care
Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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