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Wine: My Co-Parent Now sarcastic tumbler - neck black, front view

Wine: My Co-Parent Now - Sarcastic T-Shirt

$35.00 USD
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One co-parent is great, but the one that comes in a 750ml bottle and never asks "Where are my socks?" is even better. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is for the parent who has realized that while the spouse is helpful, the Pinot is essential for surviving the toddler years. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those who consider a glass of Red their primary support system after 5:00 PM. Soft, durable, and designed to look great whether you're at the playground or hiding in the pantry for five minutes of peace. It's the perfect novelty gift for the person whose parenting style is "powered by grapes."

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