Wine’s Cheaper Than Therapy - Sarcastic T-Shirt | PureSarcasm
Why pay for an hourly session when you can get a full bottle for under twenty bucks? This PureSarcasm t-shirt is the official uniform for anyone who finds their inner peace at the bottom of a glass of Cabernet. It is the ultimate funny shirt for those who believe that "notes of oak and berry" are far more helpful than "how does that make you feel?" Soft, vintage-feel, and incredibly comfortable, it's the perfect novelty gift for your favorite wino, book club member, or anyone who has ever handled a crisis with a corkscrew.
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