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PureSarcasm sarcastic t-shirt - grey one heather, front view
  • PureSarcasm sarcastic t-shirt - grey one heather, front view
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  • PureSarcasm sarcastic t-shirt - black melange, front view
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  • PureSarcasm sarcastic t-shirt - collegiate navy melange, front view
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  • PureSarcasm sarcastic t-shirt - grey one heather, back view
Wow, Another Healthy Snack Regret - Sarcastic T-Shirt | PureSarcasm

Wow, Another Healthy Snack Regret - Sarcastic T-Shirt | PureSarcasm

$77.00 USD
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You chose the rice cake over the donut, and now you're just sad and still hungry. This PureSarcasm t-shirt is dedicated to that specific moment of silence after eating a "guilt-free" snack and realizing it tasted like cardboard and broken dreams. It is the ultimate funny shirt for the chronic dieter who is one protein bar away from a total meltdown. Soft, classic, and 100% more satisfying than those dehydrated seaweed snacks sitting in your pantry.
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