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5 AM: My Kid’s Alarm - Sarcastic Tank Top | PureSarcasm
$31.00 USD
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Who needs a sunrise when you have a tiny human standing three inches from your face at dawn? This PureSarcasm tank top is the official uniform for parents who haven't seen a "snooze" button in years. It is the ultimate funny tank for those whose morning routine starts with a cold foot to the ribs or a loud demand for cereal. Lightweight, breathable, and perfect for chasing a hyperactive child before your first cup of coffee—it's the perfect novelty gift for the walking dead (otherwise known as parents).
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Materials & Care
Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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