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Added OpenToWork, recruiters vanished - Sarcastic Hoodie | PureSarcasm
$75.00 USD
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A public badge of desperation masquerading as confidence. You announced availability and watched silence professionally confirm it. LinkedIn optimism, instantly punished.
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Shipping & Delivery
Made to order. Production: 1–4 business days. Free US shipping. Tracking included.
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Not happy? Contact us within 30 days. We’ll make it right.
Size Guide
Not sure about your size? Check our size guide for detailed measurements. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit.
Materials & Care
Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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