Ask Me About My Regrets - Sarcastic Tank Top

How much time do you have? Because I've got a chronological list, a PowerPoint presentation, and a very vivid memory of that one haircut in 2011. This PureSarcasm tank top is for the person who doesn't just learn from their mistakes—they collect them. Crafted from a premium, soft-touch cotton blend—perfect for the "comfort" part of "comfort eating your feelings"—this tank features a relaxed fit and deep armholes to ensure you have plenty of room to gesture wildly while explaining where it all went wrong. Whether you're mourning a lost weekend or a decade-long career choice, wear this to let the world know: I'm an open book, and every chapter is titled "I Shouldn't Have Done That."