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Ask Someone Paid Enough sarcastic tumbler - steel black, front view

Ask Someone Paid Enough - Sarcastic Tumbler

$43.00 USD
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Oh, you have a complex question that requires my expertise and emotional labor? Please refer to my current tax bracket before proceeding. This PureSarcasm tumbler is the ultimate defensive shield for the employee who is tired of doing "managerial tasks" on an "entry-level" salary. It is the perfect funny vessel for anyone who has officially reached their limit for solving problems that are significantly above their pay grade. Engineered with double-wall vacuum insulation, it keeps your caffeine hot while you coolly redirect inquiries to the person with the private office and the six-figure bonus. It's not just a tumbler; it's a boundary in stainless steel form.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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