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Ask Your Mom, I Quit - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt

Ask Your Mom, I Quit - Sarcastic Long Sleeve Shirt

$46.00 USD
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Shift's over, the badge is on the table, and the "Dad" department is currently closed for repairs. This PureSarcasm long sleeve shirt is for the fathers who have reached their daily limit of "Where are my shoes?" and "Can I have a snack?" It is the ultimate funny shirt for the parent who is officially off the clock and redirecting all inquiries to the higher authority in the house. Soft, durable, and perfect for hiding from responsibilities on the couch, it makes a hilarious novelty gift for Father's Day, birthdays, or any Tuesday that started too early.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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