Attendance Is My Only Skill - Sarcastic Hat

You want results? Check the sign-in sheet. You want productivity? Let's not get ahead of ourselves. This PureSarcasm classic dad hat is a celebratory salute to the person whose greatest professional achievement is physically occupying space. Featuring a "lived-in" cotton twill that reflects your own weary state and an adjustable strap for when the burden of being "present" becomes too much to bear. Whether you're staring blankly during a Zoom call or leaning against the water cooler until it's time to go home, this hat lets everyone know that while you have no idea what's going on, you are technically, legally, and undeniably there.