Attendance Is My Trauma - Sarcastic Socks

Showing up is 90% of the battle, and I am currently losing that war. These PureSarcasm crew socks are a tribute to the bravery it takes to simply exist in a room where other people can see you. Crafted for the individual who views a "mandatory team-building lunch" as a high-level emotional violation, these socks provide a cushioned barrier between your feet and the cold, hard floor of reality. Whether you’re recovering from a grocery store run or bracing for an in-person meeting that definitely should have been a DM, these socks let everyone know that your presence is a sacrifice. One size fits most, though your willingness to attend social functions is strictly limited.