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Blessed With Debt & Deadlines sarcastic tank top - print mens, front view

Blessed With Debt & Deadlines - Sarcastic Tank Top

$39.00 USD
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Who needs "inner peace" when you have a mountain of student loans and a 5:00 PM deadline that's rapidly approaching? This PureSarcasm tank top is for the person who has replaced "live, laugh, love" with "bill, stress, repeat." Crafted from a lightweight, soft-touch cotton blend—perfect for the cold sweats associated with checking your bank balance—this tank features a relaxed fit and wide armholes for maximum range of motion while you dodge collectors and frantic "check-in" Slack messages. Whether you're "hustling" to make rent or just "blessed" with another week of survival, wear this to let the world know: I'm rich in obligations and highly committed to my own anxiety.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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