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Caffeine Won’t Save This Attitude sarcastic tumbler - oz, front view

Caffeine Won’t Save This Attitude - Sarcastic Tumbler

$39.00 USD
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Don't blame the roast; blame the reality. This PureSarcasm tumbler is for the person who knows that even the strongest espresso can't put a dent in a truly dedicated bad mood. It is the ultimate funny vessel for those who drink coffee not to become "perky," but simply to become "audible." Featuring double-wall vacuum insulation, this tumbler ensures your caffeine stays at the perfect temperature while you continue to offer the same level of cynical commentary you've been perfecting since birth. It's the perfect novelty gift for the morning person's worst nightmare: the person who is awake, caffeinated, and still absolutely over it.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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