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CEO of Pretending to Try - Sarcastic Tank Top
$45.00 USD
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For when your job title is technically 'human being' but your real role is 'faking enthusiasm professionally.' This tank top is perfect for zoom calls you don't remember joining and deadlines you emotionally rejected.
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Made to order. Production: 1–4 business days. Free US shipping. Tracking included.
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Not happy? Contact us within 30 days. We’ll make it right.
Size Guide
Not sure about your size? Check our size guide for detailed measurements. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit.
Materials & Care
Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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