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Clocked In, Tapped Out - Sarcastic Sweatshirt | PureSarcasm
$44.00 USD
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For the over-employed and undercaffeinated, this one hits like that seventh Slack ping before lunch. You're here, technically — and that's more than they deserve. A sweatshirt for payroll ghosts doing the absolute minimum and spiritually retired since 2020.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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