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Crying’s in My Outlook sarcastic tumbler - my outlook - sarcastic in with a, front view

Crying’s in My Outlook - Sarcastic Tumbler

$42.00 USD
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It's not a mental breakdown; it's a scheduled recurring event between "Status Update" and "Lunch (Tentative)." This PureSarcasm tumbler is for the corporate warrior who knows that the only way to manage a 40-hour work week is with a healthy dose of hydration and at least one weep-session per quarter. It is the ultimate funny vessel for the person whose inbox is a nightmare but whose drink temperature is a dream. Featuring vacuum-insulated stainless steel to keep your coffee piping hot through even the longest "this could have been an email" meeting.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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