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Dead Inside, Still On Time sarcastic long sleeve shirt - charcoal black triblend, front view
  • Dead Inside, Still On Time sarcastic long sleeve shirt - charcoal black triblend, front view
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Funny Work Burnout Long Sleeve | "Dead Inside, Still On Time"

Funny Work Burnout Long Sleeve | "Dead Inside, Still On Time"

$40.00 USD
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You're not late. You're not flaky. You're just barely vertical, mainlining caffeine, running on spite — and somehow always on time. This funny work burnout long sleeve shirt is for the chronically running-on-fumes, the alarm-snoozing professionals, and anyone whose punctuality is fueled entirely by trauma.

The Sarcastic Long Sleeve for People Who Show Up Anyway

Soft hooded long sleeve in moody triblend colors — built for early mornings, longer afternoons, and the silent scream during your 11 AM Zoom.

  • Hooded unisex fit — 29 size/color combos, sizes XS–2XL
  • Triblend fabric — soft, breathable, perfect for layering
  • Crack-proof front print — survives more wash cycles than your motivation
  • Made-to-order, on-demand
  • Free US shipping on every order

Wear It To

The 8 AM standup. The 8 PM "quick call." The Sunday Scaries that start Saturday at 4. Or any week with five working days.

The funny work gift that says everything HR wishes you wouldn't — perfect for the friend who's "fine, just tired" since 2019, or the coworker whose camera is always strategically off.

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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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