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Dream Job. Nightmare Paycheck. - Sarcastic Beanie | PureSarcasm

Dream Job. Nightmare Paycheck. - Sarcastic Beanie | PureSarcasm

$30.00 USD
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Remember when you were promised passion, purpose, and a salary? Yeah, welcome to the adulting scam, where your dream role pays in exposure and trauma. Wear this beanie to remind the world that your career path is paved with delusion and unpaid overtime.
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Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.

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