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Dreams? Oh, I Sold Those. - Sarcastic Sweatshirt

Dreams? Oh, I Sold Those. - Sarcastic Sweatshirt

$52.00 USD
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Remember when you wanted to be an astronaut or a world-renowned novelist? Yeah, me neither. This PureSarcasm heavyweight sweatshirt is a stylish eulogy for your youthful ambitions. Crafted from a thick, premium cotton-poly fleece—designed to provide a soft, warm embrace to fill the void where your aspirations used to be—this sweatshirt features a relaxed fit that's perfect for sitting in meetings that could have been an email. Whether you traded your rock star dreams for a 401(k) or your artistic integrity for "stability," wear this to let the world know: I'm not uninspired, I'm just liquidated. I've cashed out, moved on, and now I'm just here for the comfort and the benefits.
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