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Emotional Damage Is My Love Language - Sarcastic T-Shirts | PureSarcasm
$37.00 USD
Some people send flowers. You send trauma.
This one’s for the emotionally unavailable, the dry texters, and anyone whose flirting style could be classified as "character development." If your love language is sarcasm, avoidance, and just a hint of chaos, congratulations — you’ve found your uniform.
✓ Premium quality materials
✓ Comfortable everyday wear
✓ Bold statement piece
✓ Perfect gift for the brutally honest
Because some things just need to be said. Or worn.
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Materials & Care
Premium quality materials built to last. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on print.
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